This is the conversation exchanged between sean and his bro, mark, while sean's at yink's house. Apparently, mark signed in to sean's msn and conversed with sean on yink's msn.
It's damn funny!!!

(5:23 PM) sean: hi,
(5:23 PM) sean: this is mark, sean's brother...
(5:23 PM) sean: do u know where he is?
(5:23 PM) sean: we're looking for him urgently.
(5:23 PM) ♥ YINK: yea why?
(5:23 PM) ♥ YINK: this is sean?
(5:23 PM) sean: no.
(5:24 PM) sean: i'm his brother, mark
(5:24 PM) ♥ YINK: yea and im marks brother sean
(5:24 PM) ♥ YINK: why/
(5:24 PM) ♥ YINK: what happened/
(5:24 PM) sean: i cant seem to reach him..
(5:24 PM) ♥ YINK: i AM SEAN
(5:24 PM) ♥ YINK: THIS IS SEAN
(5:24 PM) sean: pick up your phone lah
(5:24 PM) ♥ YINK: oh, wait i go check

There's not much of an event to blog about this few days, except that few days ago we went drinking outside vivo again. And this time, HARDCORE! We wiped out all the anchors on the shelf, 20 cans in total. SHIOKNESS! After kena-ing, I went home and the others went to power house.



Cam-whored a lot while drinking.

This is my very stupid boyfriend =D

And today was a total surprise for me. Met up with max for Enchanted at amk hub with sean and yink. When I was buying the tickets from the machine, max came over with a bouquet of roses and asked me to be his girlfriend! It wasn't really a surprise coz I already knew he might do something like that but I was still damn shocked coz at first he wasn't holding anything and I totally have no idea where the stuffs came from. He even kneeled down in public! Omg I was so shy but I said yes. =)

Anyway Enchanted was super nice and ultra funny! The animals were all so adorable except for the cockroaches. *puke*

It's a must watch movie!

Now for the pictures:

And I swear these chocolates are damn nice! Super yummy!

This is damn funny and embarrassing!! HAHA!!

xueting: There's a problem with friendster on my lappy ah. I'm logged in but cant see it.

maxi: waaa..i think kena some virus in your friendster ah.

xueting: will de meh?

maxi: no lah! Wad die?! Won't die lah! If you die i have to emo 10 years lei!!

xueting: huh wad die?!

maxi: Ohh..de
maxi: I see wrongly! OMG!!!!! FUCK!!!!

xueting: HAHA!! SO FUNNY!! OMG!!!

maxi: I never wear my specs lah!! OMG!!!
maxi: DONT LAUGHHHH!!!!!

xueting: DAMN FUNNY LAH!!! HAHA!!

maxi: =((((((((((

Havent been updating for quite some time already coz there's some problems with my internet at home. =( So now i'm blogging in school! Having Ngai Song Bo's lab now and I gave up turning back and look at wad he type so yea..I'm blogging. =)

Anyways, been spending alot of time with seansean, jiengjieng and liwliw this few days..and seansean is booking into army in another 19 more days! You'll be missed. =)

Went to Marina Square with jieng and max to meet sean and jieng's friends for dinner. After that jieng went DXO and me, sean and max went home. And she's still in her coma again, as usual. And she switch off her phone so I completely have no idea how am I going to tell her about the test later which I also havent studied for and is going to fail.

There's so many tests coming up and I seriously think I'm at a very high risk of failing this sem coz my attendance sucks.

I cut my finger last night and now its hurting like one shit. And now I have a garfield on my finger! =D

Okay its our break and I'm starving so much now i think i can eat 10 cows!! I'll be back soon! Meanwhile there's a spree at Icon of fashion. Hot deals for tees going at only $10! So people do go over and take a look! =)

Oh ya, did I mention I just got my very first advertisement from Nuffnang? =)

I think i've posted this before, but anyway I'll still post it lah. Its true to quite a large extend ah so be wary of me, coz I'm a scorpio woman. =P

Scorpio Women
A simple woman who always show what kind of moods she is in. You can tell right way if she is upset, or if she is flirting with you. She displays herself with her act much more than trying to say it for it's in her character. A Scorpio woman has her own mysterious personality. She is confident and deep down inside she is quite proud of herself. She hates to think she is borne a woman and so limiting her with a certain social acceptable rules. She is a real woman and despite her innocent and childish looks, she has a spirit of free soul. Many men will make mistake if they think she is a good follower, they are wrong.

She thinks being a plain simple housewife is boring. She likes to have power and control over other people, but this will be only her secret, so you will only see a cute woman. Every things she does will look good, and she has all the woman's trick you can think of. She can manipulate men without they knowing it. If you think she going to do everything you say because she loves you, then you will be disappointed. She could be a little tomboyish and she can understand you by just looking in your eyes. You may say sweet words which could sweep any woman, but not with the Scorpio woman. She will use her X-ray eyes reading your thought of what you just said or what you are going to say. She always smile and she can really hide her feeling.

She will constantly show you that she loves freedom. If she has freedom, she will not leave you, but will even love you more. If she wants something, she will do everything to get it. She has her own sixth sense of people and you can feel that energy feed back when you around her. She likes a man who can earn her respect, and she will also respect and feel proud of that man. A man with power over her should not threat or challenge her confident. She likes to have a good looking , strong and healthy man especially if she start to compare with her friends' boyfriends. It is a plus if he hold a degree or a good career.

She is a hot lady. She likes heavy music. She either loves or hates, there are no 'fond of', or 'like' for her. Love has no 'may be', or 'perhaps'. If she is real mad, she will trash and throw things. Her wind storm can sweep all her dishes and you could get accidentally hit on your head for this matter. Be calm, it is just your grand mother favorite china for she has good quality as much as her bad tempered.

Sometimes she shows her weakness, but it won't be long. She will put herself together and back to be that hot chili again. If she loves you, it will be no matter what other people may say. Her relationship will be more important than what is right or wrong. Because of this reason, you may know some Scorpio woman becoming a second wife, a mistress.

She is spoilt, but she allows her love one to over power her. Dating this woman, you should not keep old love letters in your pocket or in your house. It could be a love letter 2 years ago, but never mind she will argue about this since this is a big deal for a suspicious woman. Remember she has a temper of the shrew.

If you play a cold war with her, she will treat you likewise and double it. If you stood her up once, she will stood you up 2-3 times. She is quite fair in justice, so she can accept your apologies as much as she can pretend to accept things for now and wait for a pay back revenge in the future. If you are nice to hear, she will double that to you as well. A real fair woman.

She likes to make and spend money. She likes to have fame and reputations, and never let herself broke and have no name at the same time. She is too proud and will not accept status of being 'Poor'. She loves to have face, so if you are a manager with small salary, she will be proud more than more money being a truck driver. She hates to think and she can not stand a feeling of being a 'Nobody'.

If you like her, play a little hard to get. This will excite her a bit. When you go out on a date, set your schedule, but do not let she knows that you have planned this for weeks. Always go to pick her up on time or better to go 5-10 minutes early.

Conclusion: Don't mess around with scorpio women! =D

Anyway today went to watch hockey match between TP and NYP. Only managed to see the girls team play. Was "supposed" to be there to die die must support MaxOnline but didnt see him play and left for our lesson. After lesson dragged Max to visit seansean at his place. He's running a fever got no appetite but ate instant noodles! So we bought him fish soup as dinner and 4 breads so when he wakes up tml he got something to eat. =) So sweet of me and yink right. =)

Slacked around at his place for awhile, watched Heros (its damn nice!), and cabbed home with yink and max. Chionging my show now so might sleep rather late tonight! =D

Max chut his "im gg to sleep liao. Good night!" stunt again. =X

Nights! <3

Try this!

First, identify yourself as right or left brain person:

1. Hold your hands together, as if you were praying. Look at your hands.
If you see

Left thumb is below the right thumb ---> left brain
Right thumb is below the left thumb ---> right brain

2. Fold your arms in front of you (as if you are angry)

Right arm above left arm ---> left brain
Left arm above right arm ---> right brain


Based on 1+2 (order important), below is the interpretation of your personality:


Right-Left Considerate, traditional, indirect type can instinctively read other's emotion, and respond friendly by natures. Although not very into taking initiatives in moving forward, but this person will always take a step back in supporting others. Stable personality and considerate, give others a being protected feeling. But the weakness is they cannot say no; regardless how unwilling they are, they will take care of others.


Right-Right: Loves challenges type Straightforward. Once they decided on one thing, will take action right away. Very curious, and love challenges. Dare to face dangers without thinking through (sometimes foolishly). Their weakness is they don't listen to others, will filter in only what whey want to hear in a conversation, and very subjective. However, because of their straightforward attitude, they tend to be fairly popular.



Left-Left : (I'm this! =D) Dedicated, cold, perfectionist Very logical in all aspects. The only way to defeat (or win over) him/her is through reasons. Has a lot of prides, and feeling strongly about doing the right thing. If they are your friends, they are very trustworthy. However, if they are your opponents, they will be very tough to deal with. Because they can be very 'anal' as a perfectionist, they usually leave a bad impression of being hard to deal with when first met.


Left-Right :Likes to take care of others, leader type Has a cool and keen observation ability to see through situations, yet still can be considerate in others needs. Because of their cool and calm nature, and strong sense of responsibility, they tend to become head of a group. Popular among people. However, they may not be able to help themselves in meddling because they want to take care of others too much. Very concerned about how others view them, and always on alert.

Big Balls
A tourist is in Spain, and goes to a fancy restaurant for dinner. As he looks around, he notices a diner being served a beautifully garnished dish with two gigantic meatballs in the middle. When the waiter asks him for his order, the man asks him about the meatball dish. The waiter explains that the meatballs are bull's testicles, and when the bull loses the bullfight, the bull is brought to the restaurant, and this beautiful dish is made.

The diner tells the waiter that he wants the bulls' testicles for dinner, but the waiter tells him that only one bull a day is brought to the restaurant, but he can have it tommorrow. The diner agrees. The next day the diner goes to the restaurant, and orders the testicle dish. When his food is brought out, he notices that the meatballs are extremely small. He mentions this to the waiter, and the waiter replies, ''Well sir you have to understand, sometimes the bull wins''.

House Maid
A little boy walked in on his parents having sex. He sees his mom bouncing up and down on his dad, and he says "Mommy, what are you doing?" She said, "Well, daddy's too fat so I thought I'd try to flatten him out." The boy replied, "Why bother, every Tuesday the maid comes over and blows him back up again!"

Keep Rollin'
The doctor told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it," He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate.

He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?"He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down there?" The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted." Came the reply, "Well, you might as well check your brakes too while you're down there because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."

Big, Fat, and Juicy
There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked.

The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad."

The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar."

The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber tarp on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!."

Orientation in Heaven
3 friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?

The first guy says,"I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."

The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."

The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say ... LOOK, HE'S MOVING!"

The Statues
In a city park stood two statues, one female, and the other male. These two statues faced each other for many years.

Early one morning an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire." And with that command, the statues came to life.

The two statues smiled at each other, ran towards some nearby woods, and dived behind a couple of bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling, and twigs snapping.

After fifteen minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling. Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues,"You still have fifteen minutes. Would you like to continue?"

The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?" Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure, but this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'll shit on its head!"

Would you get my sneakers please?
A guy stops by to visit his friend who is paralyzed from the waist down. They talk for a while and then the friend asks, "My feet are cold. Would you be so kind as to go get me my sneakers please?"

The guest obliges and goes upstairs. There he sees his friend's teenage daughters, both very good looking. Being the adventurous and quick thinking kind, he says, "Hi, ladies! Your daddy sent me here to have sex with you!"

They stare at him and say, "That can't be!"

He replies, "OK, let's check!"

He shouts at his friend down the stairs, "Both of them?"

"Yes, both of them!"

The Spaghetti Story
For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.

One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.

"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."

"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said.

The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and fainted.

On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Three with meatballs, two without. Send extra sauce."

And of coz lots of thanks to people who made all this wonderful,

1. Yinky
2. Denise
3. NatNat
4. Xuan
5. Sam
6. Sean
7. Jordan
8. Alvin
9. Jack
10. Weiwei
11. Ivan

And all those whom I didnt mention but was there with me..=) You guys were great!

This is damn funny lah!! Invented by me and jieng!! Hehe =D

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