There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box.
The Female pencil got pregnant !!
Which Male pencil is responsible?
THE ONE WITHOUT THE RUBBER.
Woman in bed with husband's best friend, the phone rings! "YES".. OK, BYE".
She turns to her lover and says,
THAT'S MY HUBBY, SAYS HE'S NOW GOLFING WITH YOU.
Three Roosters: normal, retarded and a gay.
Normal : cock-a-doodle-dooo !!!
Retarded : doodle-cock-a-dooo !!!
Gay : any-cock-will dooo !!!
Three Guys were introduced to a girl.
Hi, I'm Peter, not a saint.
I'm Paul not a POPE.
I'm John not a Baptist...
The girl replied.. Hi.. I'm Mary, not a VIRGIN.
Girlfriends are appetizers. Tastes good at any time.
Mistresses are Tomyams..Hot and spicy. Eaten frequently.
WIVES are Maggie. Eaten when there's nothing to eat.!!!
Income Tax office asked a Prostitute why she puts
her occupation as CHICKEN FARMER.
She replied: I RAISED 5,000 COCKS LAST YEAR.!!
Yesterday's News :- A nun jogging at Jogger's Park
was raped by 4 guys.
Today's News :- Nearly 100 nuns found jogging at
the park.
This is so beautiful. I wonder if it really actually exists.
what we could have been, 5:30 AM.
Ever wondered how the name of my blog came about?
I've loved reading fairytale stories since Primary 1 when my tuition teacher recommended Enid Blyton to me. The writer always manage to keep me captivated in his wonderland and even as a teenager now, I still dream of fantasies my life.
Thus the name dreamiingiinrealiity.
I read The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe more than 3 times as a young girl and surprisingly, it came out as a movie about 10 years later. 10 years? I didn't even realise it was already 10 years since I last read that book.
Anyway when the movie was launched, I knew I had to catch it. And it was not at all in the least bit disappointing! In fact it was great.
Somehow I wished I lived in those wonderland. I mean, imagine having another world behind your wardrobe. And what's best, the world snows! My name is Xueting, but seriously speaking I've never seen snow, and I would die to see it. Well, not literally.
And and and, the characters in fairytale are always sooooooooooooooo freaking handsome!
Just take a look at this.
Is he hot or not!
And most of the time they are always heroes.
Just like how I've never missed all the series of Harry Potter, I will not miss the next upcoming blockbuster, The Choronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian.
I'm sure it will be another fantastic movie that will definitely fill your mind with a magical world full of timeless fantasy and perilous advanture.
So what are you waiting for?! Click here to watch the trailer now!
what we could have been, 12:04 AM.
Well, there's this damn irritating guy who doesn't belong to my class but always appears out of nowhere. He's a friend of my classmate and he's got a disgusting voice which turns all living species off. I shall not comment on his looks but guess you can imagine it. Well, don't.
He was in my maths class during year 2 sem 1. And now, everytime I see him, I'm reminded of what he said during class.
First IncidentIt was the first class of the semester and the maths teacher is appointing a class rep. The whole class kept quiet as nobody wanted to be the class rep.
But he said out loud, "What benefits does the class rep have?"
And the teacher replied "1 CCA point".
"Okay, then I want to be the class rep".
I stoned when I hear that.
Second IncidentDuring one of the lesson at our E-learning Plaza, as he was always not good at his math, he said out loud (again) to one of his friends, "You know, doing math is like having sex with a fat and ugly girl. You can, but you don't want to."
What a way to describe. I was totally disgusted.
And that was when I started hating him.
I hope he stops appearing in my class. I just want to bash his face in.
Forget about him.
School was boring as usual, but I kept myself busy today playing diner dash on my phone and I managed to get expert score for all levels!
Had dinner at gardens country club and dessert at chomp chomp with darling today after school. It was a fantastic day. I can't find any words to describe it, and though it was only 3 hours, we enjoyed ourselves so much. We haven't had so much fun for so long since my school and his attachment started.
But anyway, I still love him. =)
Goodnight loves!
what we could have been, 9:20 AM.
Haven't been blogging in school for a really long time, but when i did, the teacher just had to unplug the Internet from our computers. I-DIOT.
I'm seriously down on luck this year. Guess what happened today?
I totally forgot to bring my wallet out.And I was still feeling happy about having $10 in my pocket to take a cab to school.
I reached school, and just when I was about to keep the small $1 change from my cab fare, I realise I left my wallet on the coffee table at home. And my assets for the whole day officially went down drastically from $36 to $1.
How sad and unlucky can that be. Good thing Junxian lent me $10. Just enough for me to have my dinner, and buy standard ticket to get home.
I think it will be a better choice that from now on, I take public transport everywhere I go, keep all my stuffs either in my bag or pockets regardless of whether I'm using it, peeing, or shitting and not leaving it somewhere thinking I will remember to take it after that.
I am unhappy, not because you abandon me for your friends. But because you don't even tell me whenever you are unhappy. I'm such a failure. I know you're trying means and ways to make me happy, and I really appreciate it.
I just wanted to be the best girlfriend for you. I didn't know it would make you unhappy. I'm sorry.
what we could have been, 1:33 AM.
I'm a damn demanding girlfriend. I made my boyfriend unhappy.
what we could have been, 8:16 AM.
This is a forwarded email, but it's so funny I must post it and show you guys.
Look properly.
what we could have been, 1:20 AM.
I'm the most suay person on Earth.
1 month ago, I lost my IPOD. Still in the progress of searching.
And today, something similar happened.
Well, you guessed it. I lost my phone. =(
The very first time in my life and I totally freaked out and started screaming in the toilet. Everyone's helping me look for it, even strangers. Tried calling, but that bitch switched it off.
Whatever, I'm not going to think too much about it, maybe make a police report.
Anyway, do state your name when you message me. =(
what we could have been, 7:45 AM.